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  1. Dr. Brian G Snow – Santa Claus and Little Sister

    May 16, 2012 by Greg B.

    Title:   Santa Claus and Little Sister

    Author: Dr. Brian G Snow

    ISBN: 978-1467971942

    Page count: 306

    Genre: Fiction

    Price:  $12.99

     

    Author Bio:

    Dr. Brian G Snow was born in Massachusetts, graduated with a Bachelor of Science Degree from Boston College and received a Doctorate from Georgetown University.

Dr. Snow has worked with a wide range of special education students, including gifted students under The National Science Foundation program at Brandeis University. Dr. Snow taught special education at various school districts in California in the counties of Los Angeles, San Diego, Contra Costa and Sacramento for over ten years. During this time he educated autistic, mentally and physically challenged, at-risk, abused, gang, and seriously-emotionally disturbed children. 

Dr. Snow has won many awards, including special recognition from Boston’s Department of Health and Hospitals for his dedicated service to the children of Boston. Dr. Snow was also on staff at Massachusetts General Hospital while residing in Chestnut Hill.

Dr. Snow lives in San Diego, California. Please visit: http://drbriangsnow.com for more information

    Dr. Brian Snow wrote this novel in his late 20′s.  It is unedited and uncensored.

     

    Tell us about your book: 

    “Santa Claus and Little Sister” is autobiographical in nature, selfishly therapeutic in design, and hard proof that fate does exist.

    This is my personal, and often private journey when I was in my 20′s and recently graduated.  I was a young optimistic teacher who traveled from East to West to teach at a Los Angeles placement home for at-risk, gang, abused and seriously emotionally disturbed girls.

    I discovered that truths often become lies, moral transforms into immoral, and fear truly builds knowledge.

     

    How long did it take to write the book?

    I originally started working on the in the early 90′s   when I was having difficulty dealing with the loss of one of my favorite  students  to teenage suicide.   Writing became my  therapy, of sorts.  It was rejected by literary agents back then because they thought they subject matter was too sensitive and that teenage suicide was not a universal problem.   I decided to resurrect the book last year, develop some of my characters more,  and remove over 13 chapters that I deemed too private.

     

    What inspired you to write the book?

    The loss of my favorite student and the frustration that I did not recognize the warning signs of teeange suicide.

     

    Talk about the writing process. Did you have a writing routine? Did you do any research, and if so, what did that involve?

    Because the book involves gang lifestyles, drug use, prison scenes, and special educational settings, I had to compliment my writings with extensive  research.   The subject is serious, and therefore I wanted the facts presented accurately  and informative, and yet integrated smoothly with the story.

     

    What do you hope your readers come away with after reading your book?

    Just not to judge anyone else until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes….

     

    Where can we go to buy your book?

    Dr. Brian G Snow

    “Santa Claus and Little Sister”. Released Nov. 24, 2011 ISBN: 978-1467971942

    http://www.amazon.com/Santa-Claus-Little-Sister-Brian/dp/1467971944

    http://ebookstore.sony.com/ebook/dr-brian-g-snow/santa-claus-and-little-sister/_/R-400000000000000544736

    http://itunes.apple.com/us/book/santa-claus-and-little-sister/id483623591?mt=11

    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/santa-claus-and-little-sister-dr-brian-g-snow/1107765901

    Original Unedited Version Available now in Paperback and Ebook on Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Apple’s IBookstore, and Sony Reader. Now Available in 38 Countries. Weekly Internet TV Series, Free ITunes downloads, Blogtalkradio show, Song, 78 Worldwide Websites, six videos, and original screenplay.

     

    Any other links or info you’d like to share?

    http://tosantaclaus.net

     

    Excerpt from book:

    The novel was inspired by:

    “To Santa Claus and Little Sisters”

    - A Poem by Anonymous.  

    Once 
on yellow paper, with green lines, he wrote a 
poem and called it “Chops” 
because that was the name of his dog and 
that’s what it was all about, 
and the teacher gave him an “A” 
and a gold star 
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door and 
read it to all his aunts 

That was the year his little sister was born 
with tiny toenails and no hair, and Father 
Tracey took them to the zoo 
and let them sing on the bus, 
and his father and mother kissed a lot 
and the girl around the corner sent him a 
Christmas card signed with a 
row of kisses 
and his father always tucked him in at night 
and he was always there to do it. 

Once 
on white paper, with blue lines, he wrote 
another poem 
and he called it “Autumn” 
because that was the name of the season 
and that’s what it was about 
and the teacher gave him an “A” 
and told him to write more clearly 
and his mother didn’t hang it on the kitchen 
door because the door had 
just been painted. 

That was the year that his sister got glasses 
with black frames and thick lenses 
and the kids told him why his mother and 
father kissed a lot 
and that Father Tracy smoked cigars and left 
the butts on the pews 
and the girl round the corner laughed when he 
went to see Santa Claus 
at Woolworths 
and his father stopped tucking him in at bed 
at night and got mad when he 
cried for him to 

Once 
on paper torn from his notebook, he wrote 
another poem 
and he called it “Question Marked Innocence” 
because that was the name of his grief and 
that’s what it was all about 
and the professor gave him an “A” 
and a strange and steady look 
and his mother never hung it in the kitchen 
door because he never let her see it 

That was the year he found his sister necking 
in the back room 
and his parents never kissed or even smiled 
and he forgot the end of the Apostles Creed 
and Father Tracey 
died 
and the girl around the corner wore too much 
make up 
and made him cough 
when he kissed her, but he kissed her anyway 

Once 
at 3am he tucked himself in bed, his father 
snoring loudly 
he tried another poem on the back of a pack 
of matches 
and called it absolutely nothing, because that’s 
what it was all about 
and he gave himself an “A” 
and a slash on each damp wrist 
and hung it on the bathroom door because 
he couldn’t reach the kitchen. 

Anon

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  2. Jon Konrath – The Earworm Inception

    May 15, 2012 by Greg B.

    Title: The Earworm Inception

    Author: Jon Konrath

    ISBN: 978-0-9844223-3-3

    Page count: 134

    Genre: Fiction (general/literary/experimental)

    Price: $8.99 print, 99 cents Kindle (also free from KDP select)

     

    Author Bio:

    Jon Konrath writes absurdist fiction.  He lives in Oakland, California, but he was originally born on a nuclear missile base in the middle of nowhere in North Dakota, and spend most of his formative years in a state that tried to pass a law setting the value of pi.  In addition to his seven books, he also publishes Paragraph Line zine, a collection of absurdist and outsider fiction.  An avid fantasy demolition derby enthusiast, he also enjoys explosives and collecting used medical equipment.

     

    Tell us about your book:

    The Earworm Inception is a collection of 20 flash fiction narratives, each crossing between metafiction and experimental prose.  They’re all twisted and humorous, and include stories about a food truck craze involving human cannibalism, a Texas Governor who obsessively listens to Rebecca Black right before every state execution, a chainsaw factory that plays Ozzy Osbourne for its welding robots, an ex-girlfriend drunk-dialing from Kandahar, where she’s starting a Shakey’s Pizza restaurant chain, and an endless search to find the right mix of prescription medication to stop the memories of a bizarre past.

     

    How long did it take to write the book?

    Most of the collection was written over the course of 2011, between working on my previous collection Fistful of Pizza, the rerelease of my 2002 book Rumored to Exist, and writing a longer book that I hope to finish in 2012.

     

    What inspired you to write the book?

    After I was first abducted by aliens in 1997, they told me three things: the secret of time travel, the ending of the TV show Lost, and the plot lines to my next 24 books and why it’s important for me to publish them.  They also told me that the world would be colonized by a race of half-robot warlords in 2004 and that the Washington Nationals would become a major contender in the National League East after Florida and the Marlins fell into the ocean and Chipper Jones became the ruler of North Korea, but these things didn’t entirely happen, so it’s possible I’m incorrect here.

     

    Talk about the writing process. Did you have a writing routine? Did you do any research, and if so, what did that involve?

    I write daily, and my routine involves large amounts of caffeine and listening to the Slayer album Seasons in the Abyss on repeat.  I’m constantly researching for ideas, and spend far too much time hitting the random page button on Wikipedia, hoping to stumble upon some obscure factoid that will spark up a story.

     

    What do you hope your readers come away with after reading your book?

    I hope they are entertained and have a good laugh.  I also want to get the Starship song “We Built This City” stuck in their heads, because I’m a sadist.

     

    Where can we go to buy your book?

    It’s on Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0984422331.  You can also get all of my books from my Amazon author page at http://www.amazon.com/Jon-Konrath/e/B002BLLX3O.

     

    Any other links or info you’d like to share?

    I’ve been blogging since 1997 over at Rumored.com.  There’s also a list of all of my books, along with many links to stories I’ve published all over the web that you can read for free.

     

    Excerpt from book:

    (Note: not sure about the language – if you need to replace some f__ks and s__ts, feel free.)

    I Believe I Can Flee the State

    We sat in the back of the Taco Bell sports bar, stirred cold salsa with stale chips, and watched the chase on TV. Chicago cops were setting up rumble strips and loading their grenade launchers with 37mm canisters of gaseous pain, as R. Kelly hauled down the wrong lanes of the Dan Ryan at high speed in a stolen Oscar Mayer weinermobile. Nobody really knew what he did to elicit the chase, but we all assumed he peed on the wrong undercover cop. All we knew is they pre-empted our demolition derby match on the 200 big-screens in the bar, all of them now trained on the chase.

    Abraham Lincoln and Helen Keller opened a Subway sandwich shop on the corner of MacDougal and Bleecker to finance their speed metal band, in which I was auditioning as their road ileostomy technician, so I spent a lot of free time in that neighborhood. A lot of touring bands, at least the serious ones, switched over to diverting their intestinal waste into surgical-grade pouches instead of dropping a deuce in a tour bus, so my part-time hobby was sure to pay off, eventually.

    “He’s fucked if they get those strips out and blow his tires,” Freddy said. He stirred a giant Wu-Tang Clan commemorative 64-ounce collector’s cup, filled with a slushy mixture of iced tea and some kind of industrial solvent he added from a small bottle stashed in his backpack. “Need for Speed 17: The Analingus Epidemic on the Nintendo 64 had an unlockable weinermobile, and I totally know how it drives on bare rims. It’s not pretty.”

    “How do you know it’s not a modded weinermobile?” Fat Mike said, licking the last of his fourth quarter-pound steak burrito out of his lame excuse of a goatee. “I thought there was one that could go in water, and one that had extendable jet-packs and wings.”

    “I think you’re thinking of the batmobile, dude,” I said. “There’s just one weinermobile. I mean, Oscar Mayer might have three or four of them, like the General Lee. But they didn’t invent a whole series of special-purpose vehicles for every possible mode of transport or attack. They don’t give a shit about toy revenues; they aren’t in the licensing business like the comic book companies.”

    “They had a whole cottage industry dedicated to keeping that fleet of General Lees running,” Freddy said. “I was trying to fuck this girl back in college whose dad sourced Dodge Chargers and parts so they could keep building new ones when they wrecked the stunt vehicles. They eventually found a factory in Soviet Russia that made knock-off cars they could destroy. You can tell in the later seasons — they all looked a little off, like those bootleg iPhones you get in Chinatown.”

    “That’s fucking awesome that the biggest redneck show in history had to turn to the commies to get replacement parts,” I said. “For every dollar you spent on the Good Old Boys, at least a nickel or two went straight to the godless communists Ronnie Raygun was supposed to be killin’. It’s like how people who are the most against totalitarian communism are the same ones who buy nothing but Chinese crap from Wal-Mart.

    A simultaneous “oh shit” swept through the bar as R’s vehicle lost its tread at 140 miles an hour, launched sideways, then flipped end over end, shedding suspension pieces and body parts with each turn. There would be no sequel for “Trapped in a Closet”, or at the very least, it would be posthumous.

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  3. G. J. Lau – Requiem for Ahab

    May 14, 2012 by Greg B.

    Title: Requiem for Ahab

    Author: G. J. Lau

    ISBN: 978-1-465948342 (E-book); 978-1469919928 (Paperback)

    Page count: 153

    Genre: Historical Fiction

    Price: $0.99 (E-book); $6.99 (Paperback)

     

    Author Bio:

    G. J. Lau was born in a small town near Boston. He was raised on a steady diet of family, politics, and the Red Sox. After graduating from Georgetown University, he spent two years in the Army, including a year in Viet Nam in the 1st Infantry Division. He worked in as a radio operator and had the opportunity to serve in many varied locations including a battalion night defensive position, a special forces camp, and an indeterminate piece of real estate populated by scorpions and Montagnards. He then worked for the Federal government in Washington, D.C. until retirement. Since then he has done a stint in retail and now works in elections. He has volunteered as a literacy tutor, a hotline listener and as a Court Appointed Special Advocate (CASA) for children in need of assistance. He currently resides in a small city just far enough from Washington DC to be somewhere else.

     

    Tell us about your book:

    Requiem for Ahab is a 30,000 word novella set in 1863, using Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick as a springboard for a tale about fathers and sons, war and its warriors, suffering and reconciliation.

    Anyone who has read Moby-Dick knows that Captain Ahab and his crew die hunting the white whale, Moby Dick. The only survivor was a sailor named Ishmael, who tells his story and then disappears. What most don’t remember is that Ahab left behind a young wife and child, Hannah and Thomas. Ahab’s life has ended, but their lives must now go on without him. They move to a small town near Boston, where she meets and marries Aaron Stoddard. The years go by, and Thomas Stoddard grows into a young man. Ahab’s memory recedes deeper and deeper into a past seldom revisited by either mother or son.

    When the Civil War breaks out in 1861, Thomas enlists in the 2nd Massachusetts Infantry Regiment and sees action at Antietam and Chancellorsville. Then comes the Battle of Gettysburg, where Thomas is wounded and has his leg amputated. He can’t help but remember Ahab’s fate, and he wonders if he too will go mad. Thomas realizes he knows very little about his father’s death … or life. There is only one man who can help him discover the truth about his father’s madness—the sailor who called himself Ishmael

    The search for Ishmael leads Thomas  first to New Bedford and then to a small town in central Massachusetts where Thomas finally meets the elusive Ishmael, who has found that life on land can be as perilous as chasing after Ahab’s white whale. Thomas and Ishmael find common cause in laying Ahab’s ghost to rest once and for all.

     

    How long did it take to write the book?

    It took me about 5 months to write this. One thing I like about novellas is that the time commitment isn’t as great as for a novel. It took me over a year of steady effort to produce a 99,000 word novel.

     

    What inspired you to write the book?

    I first read Moby-Dick in high school. It became one of those books I would read every few years. Each reading brought out something new about the book and myself. I was looking through it a few months back and came across a couple of brief references to Ahab’s wife and son. I immediately got the idea to write about the son as a young man coming of age during the Civil War and losing a leg at the Battle of Gettysburg. I wondered how that would affect him, knowing his father’s history. It seemed to me that this was relatively unexplored territory, and I wanted to try my hand at it.

     

    Talk about the writing process. Did you have a writing routine? Did you do any research, and if so, what did that involve?

    I try to do something to move the book forward every day, even if it is rewriting or editing. That keeps me going through the inevitable dry spells. When it’s going well, I write in the early morning and when I get home from work, usually about an hour a day. I also dictate notes into my cell phone and maintain several files for notes and character development. I spent many hours doing research into the various historical topics covered, including the Civil War and the whaling industry, as well as various town histories and other contemporary documents and memoirs.

     

    What do you hope your readers come away with after reading your book?

    I hope young readers will come away with a renewed interest in Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick, which remains one of the greatest American novels ever written. I also like the idea that we might see the 1860s as a much more plugged-in world than we might imagine. We talk today about the global economy, but the merchants and whalemen of New Bedford back in the 1850s and 1860s would have been right at home with that. They followed developments in Europe and Asia closely, although in hindsight, the big story was the discovery of petroleum oil in Pennsylvania, which proved to be the undoing of the whaling industry, an outcome feared and much discussed at the time.

     

    Where can we go to buy your book?

    The book is available on CreateSpace and Amazon.com, in paperback and Kindle formats. Beginning in early April 2012, Requiem for Ahab will be available in all formats through Smashwords and many other e-book distributors, including Sony and Barnes & Noble.

     

    Any other links or info you’d like to share?

    Please visit http://www.windroot.com/ for links to all my books, including Requiem for Ahab. I blog at http://www.windroot.blogspot.com/.

     

    Excerpt from book:

    Below is the opening paragraph:

    I was not quite seven years old when my father died. His name was Ahab, and he was captain of the whaleship Pequod out of Nantucket. She sank off the Solomon Islands in March 1843, with all hands lost save for one sailor who was picked up two days later by another whaleship—the Rachel, captained by Josiah Gardiner—that was searching for its own lost crewmen in yet another of the mishaps that made whaling a dangerous and often fatal enterprise. The Seamen’s Bethel in New Bedford never lacked for new names to be engraved on the markers that adorned its spare white walls … markers that would never see a graveyard, memorializing sailors who would never again see the land. My father’s name was not among them. Ahab was an outcast, this being the result of the unspoken sentiment of a whaling community that resented the loss of ship and sailors not in the normal course of a dangerous trade but rather because of one man’s madness … or so it was said. The only available facts were collected during a brief official inquiry into the loss of the Pequod, facts derived mainly from the testimony of the lone survivor, a sailor identified only by the name Ishmael.

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